Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible

https://rss.art19.com/bitch-bible-pod
760 Followers 541 Episodes
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Episode List

Going Clear

Aug 5th, 2025 8:00 AM

Jackie suspects she has been bugged by Scientology after her live show in Clearwater, discusses the real problem with Madi Prewett’s husband, and the traumatic experience of visiting a public splash pad on a weekend.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Magic Spoon: Get $5 off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BITCHBIBLEHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping on your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLEHers: Get a personalized, affordable plan today at www.forhers.com/BIBLEBetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLEHomes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Urine on the Dance Floor

Jul 29th, 2025 8:00 AM

How much does Jackie hate the beach? Let her count the ways…Jackie suggests JoJo Siwa is in desperate need of a transformational, spiritual journey to make up for the developmental damage she has accumulated as a former child star, asks Andrew what he loves most about her, and rails against frosted glass doors and the character flaws they harbor.Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors:Cornbread Hemp: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription at www.Nutrafol.comHero Bread: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEHomes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home, all in one place at www.Homes.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Instant Showmanship

Jul 22nd, 2025 8:00 AM

Jackie recaps the first leg of her Dim the Lights tour, discovers that she is brave and vulnerable, and introduces Clyde to the bright lights of show business.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Magic Spoon: Get $5 off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BITCHBIBLEWayfair: Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games, and way more for way less at www.Wayfair.comPique: Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at www.Piquelife.com/BibleHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping on your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.comHers: Start your free online visit today at www.forhers.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bitch Bible Classics: Me Against The Music

Jul 19th, 2025 8:00 AM

Jackie deals with her Grammy nomination snub, why some funerals feel like low budge Coachella and delights with some new poetry she penned after a few cocktails of despair.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleLittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coRitual:Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recreationally Crazy

Jul 15th, 2025 8:00 AM

Jackie is joined by Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon to discuss Chat GPT's lies, waxing mishaps, and Adam's obsession with collecting stone fruit, crystals, and life-size porcelain animals.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Pique: Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at www.Piquelife.com/BibleChime: Open your account in 2 minutes at www.chime.com/JACKIEHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleRitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLEHomes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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