Episode 28: I Had Relations With A Martian
On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job! Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever? Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate having to deal with Von Martinez’ friends? Will Doc Defiant finally nab Von Martinez? And who microwaves Ding Dongs, anyway?
Episode 27: Adolph The Barbarian
Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age - however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570. Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on a hunt for the cause of the anomaly, where we find a barbarian who bears more than just a striking resemblance to Adolph…
Episode 26: Mutiny Of The Rodent King
When Capt. Bonemarrow decides to steal a freighter, he, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut discover it strangely devoid of crew… though it’s not so strange once they discover some radioactive rats and a few fresh skeletons! Will they survive the huge starving radioactive flesh-eating rats and their new ruler, Bonemarrow’s crewmember Musty Frank? Can Bonemarrow thwart his old inexplicable and historically inaccurate foe, Big Ninja Jake?
Episode 25: The Morgue The Merrier
I really need to start eating a few brains instead of snaking on several… during a night out with Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Von Martinez, I inadvertently infect a few victims who are rushed to the morgue before they have the opportunity to rise. When Sgt. Staccato and some of is men deliver the bodies to the morgue, they get trapped in the morgue with Nurse Bosom and Dr. Canker (as well as Doctor Despicable and Dr. Dickey Brainulous, who were drawn there by the news report regarding multiple fresh corpses) by a hoard of zombies.
Episode 24: Dark Night Of The Cheesy Chelsea Dolls
When the Zombie Astronaut starts getting Cheesy Chelsea My First Vomit dolls in the mail, Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez is delighted! However, they begin controlling his mind, suggesting he kill Zombie! Professor Peter P. Picklepepper also receives a doll in the mail, and deduces it’s part of an attempt by Madame Mauvais to destroy him and the Zombie Astronaut! Can Prof. Picklepepper stop these evil dolls? Will he finally capture the Zombie Astronaut and make the mystic tea out of his ground corpse?