Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! (private feed for dalergiles@gmail.com)

Park Rant 8/30/24!

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Corey Reads The News! (Not Really) And Then Comments on It! (With Opinions Pulled Straight From His Butt) - 8 - 27 - 24

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Rantin Bout Being an Emotional Dad, C

In today’s rant, I discuss many things including my gratitude for ALL OFF Y’ALL in regards to the launch of my new column in the Atlanta Journal Constitution. I also talk about the influence of Lewis Grizzard and share some of my favorite of his book titles and covers. I also brought up a podcast called Noble, which explores a controversy involving a crematorium in Noble, Georgia. …. pretty sure i’ve talked to y’all about this before but it is RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM ME and we tried to do a damn tv show based on it!Naturally i also reflect on the emotional toll of being a father lol If you still havent made the switch to herohero, dont worry, the FREE 3 MONTHS still applies to you if you use this invite right here: OG SUBSTACKER INVITE!Once you’ve done that, you can absolutely stop paying for Substack but i do encourage you to stay here as a FREE member as I will still be posting and am always active in the chat! No reason we cant have two fun things!Also, y’all… my first column for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution came out today and you can read it right here!!!Love y’all… and for my herohero people, there will be a new 3 Clicks and a Hick up at WeLoveCorey.com at 8 pm EST tonight!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Performing Jeff Daniel’s “Greatest Country On Earth” monologue while out of breath, half dead, and jogging

Been adding a little spice to my fitness routine: performing famous monologues whilst jogging and fighting for air/my life 🤣Today’s monologue was originally performed by Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom and was written by Aaron Sorkin while he was firmly up his own butt! Full monologue is up on my bonus site which you can find at WeLoveCorey.com (that’s my herohero!)if you are NOT already signed up, use this special invite made available to only OG Substackers and get the first 3 months FREE!: https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRHOnce you’ve subscribed, feel free to bump your Substack subscription down to the FREE tier:) What do you think about the monologue? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

DISNEY LIED TO US? (Clip From Puttin On Airs!) *Trigger Warning: Animal Deaths and The Word S*icide*

Y’all consider me plum blown away! (Or is is “plumb”?) We’ve all known Disney could be evil for various reasons but they really leveled up on this one! btw, the FULL episode is up EARLY over on my herohero at WeLoveCorey.com ! have you signed up yet? If not, use this invite to get the first 3 months FREE! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRHYall have a great night and thanks to all those who have already supported me and my family by signing up at WeLoveCorey.comP.S. my first TWO Articles for the Atlanta Journal Constitution have been given the stamp of approval so look out for those real soon! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe