Seven Minutes In Evan

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Get inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have...

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The pigeon man feat Daylen Mendoca

Apr 3rd, 2026 3:02 PM

Tweet Tweet! We are back with a full episode this week. Enjoy the slop

I Went to My First HOA Meeting

Mar 3rd, 2026 1:18 AM

I went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400.This week on Seven Minutes in Evan, I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my will. We audit missing HOA money, cosplay medieval peasants, and somehow end up on Shark Week with Michael Phelps racing a CGI shark for custody of his kids.

Biohacking is making us die faster

Feb 24th, 2026 5:56 PM

This week on Seven Minutes in Evan, I spiral through the world of biohacking, longevity influencers, heavy metals, salmon conspiracies, plastic islands, and why every health podcast sounds like it was recorded in the back of a supplement warehouse.

The Straightest Sport in the Winter Olympics

Feb 17th, 2026 11:06 AM

The Winter Olympics are on… HOUSEKEEPINGWhat is the most insane Winter Olympic event of all: the luge. Two grown men. One tiny sled. No cup. No fear. Just vibes and questionable aerodynamics.

Most Watched or Most Hated? The Super Bowl Halftime Show

Feb 11th, 2026 4:07 PM

I woke up 87% Puerto Rican after that Super Bowl halftime show. Sofrito in the bloodstream. In this episode I break down why Bad Bunny’s performance hit different, why you don’t need English to understand symbolism, and why maybe fighting hate with more hate isn’t the move. We talk Duolingo warriors, Kendrick’s trash bag pants, Kid Rock in Texas, and why America being a melting pot is actually the whole point.

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