The Third Rail

Third Rail #368: Guildhausen by Proxy, Supreme Audience Contempt

We killed Spectre and took over the show. This is now a low-effort podcast from 2015. PRAISE DALE RAISE HELL. It’s Southern-fried Hygge. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing

Third Rail Sidecar #367: The Animated Series

While the rest of the Third Rail crew embarks on a disturbing journey of self-discovery through the sultry streets and beaches of Thailand, Spectre welcomes Justiceleaguer aka Hans Hammer to the studio. Together, we take an engaging and scholarly dive into the history of heroic narratives and tragedies rooted in the Aryan folksoul, exploring its representation in mythology and literature from Greek times to modern works, both high and low. We then shift our focus to the early days of comic books and superheroes, examining them with a surprisingly critical lens. In the first installment of an upcoming anthology of Sidecars, we scrutinize the influence of jews—and even the jewish mafia—on early 20th-century pulp magazines and sci-fi works. We explore how they infiltrated and appropriated the literary expression of Aryan values in the 1940s for their own gains (sound familiar?) and Hans brings the receipts. He exposes the petty, vicious, and often nefarious tactics behind these machinations, from the betrayal of comic book creators and Superman being straight-up copied (they admitted it) to even a mail-based anthrax attack in the 1940s by one of Superman’s creators. Up, up, and away.  ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing

Third Rail #366: Emergent Lolcow Theory

Lauritz, Borzoi and Spectre give you a four-hour tour store Third Rail extravaganza, where we discuss Nick Mason’s new PostKwa declaration that America and its consequences have been disastrous for the Aryan race.  Then we get deep in the cups about kosher ant-semitism, Epstein, the Mississippi deltoids, Turkey, quantitative entanglement, the Ottoman Empire, Syria, comic books, Ireland, and way more than I can bother to remember. Just trust me, you hit the jackpot with this one. Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times and follow the wisdom of the Turkish bald man.   ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing

Third Rail #365: Hamas Ended Drag Queen Story Hour

The jews are freaking out about jews freaking out, and everywhere you turn jews are having exactly the worst reactions as things continue to turn to shit for the cursed tribe, from Tel Aviv to the central hive in New York City. Borzoi and Spectre look deeper into the jewish grift, the deterioration of jews’ ability to defend their own positions, and why people can just enjoy things – like chaos and decline.  ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing  

Third Rail #364: Brickstallnacht

Nike, Dark Enlightenment and Spectre survey the rubble of the first round of strikes on Tel Aviv and examine the corner the jews have painted themselves into – geopolitically, militarily and vibe-wise – as we roll into the post-Boomer age with rabid rabbis embracing the dumb side of the political support bell curve. We just enjoy things as we pray to Crom that we get news cucked by the red triangle fireworks over Mordor.  ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing