Extra Credit

Mr. Producer. I Wrote You All The Songs

Taylor Swift. Singer, songwriter, trendsetter, jet-fuel burner, music-owner, sapphic icon… Hm? What’s that? You say that Taylor Swift, performer of dozens of songs about the men she’s dated, isn’t queer? Ha! Well, if her lyrics aren’t queer then… Well… Impossible. That would be cringe. Come celebrate the gayest American Songstress Reddit can think of on this, the most American of days. Or whenever you download it. This week, Extra Credit I only knew her a week before she went away. The Slideshow Ballet Fingers

Justin and Me & Voon Muhn Make Three

You ever wonder what a website is about? Us too. Elprehzleinn (which means Excellence is Just The Way It Is, so don’t get it twisted), aka https://mediazdesign.com, aka elprehzleinn.ca is a digital graphic design website run by JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn and Robyn Elprehzleinn aka Voon Muhn Rahn aka Justin (but that’s a different body). JorjeJj is one of those old school hippie artists that do bad 3-d rendering to make like… jewels and fairies and goddesses and shit. It’s only gotten better since the advent of “A.I. art” but all that is actually beside the point. This document is an exploration of the amazing and beautiful story of JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn, Voon Muhn Rahn, and their predictions of the future that absolutely came true and allowed them to live their dreams as a massive(?) corporation(?) that involves people from all over the world and doesn’t sound like a rejected pitch for a Neil Breen movie don’t worry about it. Come with us as we go “huh?” on a wild journey from 1988 to 2006 to 2008 to 2012 and it all started in 1989. This week, Extra Credit believes its better to have no beliefs.

Ace Bayo Says: Don’t Fucking Bother with These r/antisex Fascists

Have you ever had someone just start talking to you about the evils of sex and sexualism in society? How the filthy sexuals are continuing cycles of abuse and only think with their junk? No? That wouldn’t surprise us because the people at r/antisex are the most introverted liars on the planet, but you should just assume they were THINKING it really loudly at you when they were whining about being at a party. r/antisex is a subreddit where people go to talk about abolishing sex, being sex-repulsed, being thinly-veiled Nazis, and espousing a W. Bush Era outlook on society. They also whine about how ace communities on reddit think they’re awful, their families call them crazy, and how porn is something they’ve absolutely seen and know what it is. If you think that sounds like fun, well… We hate you. If you think that sounds like hell, hon… We’re with you. This week, Extra Credit is constantly dehumanizing everyone they look at all the time unless they’re in a committed, monogamous, legally recognized relationship.

Cries, Thighs, and Dejected Sighs

Remember the Crying Lovers’ Forum where we read about dacryphilia, the fetish for crying? Remember how sometimes we do a deep dive on a specific person because they just make us go “w-what?” Well here’s your reminder! Amans Lacrimae and Lucky_Princess[some numbers] are having a dubiously consensual cry fetish rp that’s hundreds of posts long. And we’re reading it. Yeah… This week, Extra Credit’s thighs don’t jiggle because they’re firm and hard.

Short: How Dare You Copy My Race and My Glam

Hey all! Sorry for the delayed releases. Stuff’s coming. For now here’s a short. It’s probably not for everyone. Maybe it’s for no one. But it is voices reading dumb things that we recorded so… You’re welcome? Sorry.