The MB Machine Podcast

Self Mutilation is the Key to Life: Ep 263

What better way to have a great life than hear Beave's most sage advice? Newton has some pretty awesome laws and Midge doesn't know any of them but he knows how to dome up! A tornado ripped through our hoods and went zipping and ripping all over our home town. Tom-a-hawk missiles, expensive, maybe. Worst commercial Beave has ever heard and then Midge rips into economics. Women make terrible friends to each other and Midge knows why. Beave breaks down the well laid plans to flatten Iran in an instant and Midge thinks Unions are great! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ole Dick Chair: Ep 262

Beave loves riding a bike with a big ole dick attached to it! Midge wants a retard baby for a discount price. The cost of Midge's taxes have went down thanks to Midgette. The Iran War is going off the hinges and we have not ruined negotiations by bombing them during negotiations. They for sure can't get new nukes thought! We also chat about comedy, Skankfest and dream vacations. We wrap this glorious episode up by breaking the myth of price gouging and how to have "Unlimited Power"! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Sex Magic: Ep 261

Beave brings up the craziest story Midge has ever heard and it involves a sex magic cult! Do you know what or who Keysian is? Midge has a big tell all and it is kind of insightful. Will an ambulance save you, only if you're in it's jurisdiction. Old people can't handle the A.I. future and it just is going to get rougher for them. All of Midge's CPR questions get answered and he will never save a crack head! Papa roach is now hip and what is the worst thing that could happen at a gangbang? Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Snow Olympics: Ep 260

Beave and Midge come at you with the Snow Olympic idiots and hotties. Midge can't think well when he is in pussy. Micro penis problems and how to accept a micro penis. Thomas Massie and the Epstein Files. How the first feminist fucked us and why Twin Peaks isn't a place. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Lucky R-tard: Ep 259

Beave vents about rich pricks in the airplane industry! Midge has grown tired of arguing for the umpteenth time. Beave attends a immigrants birthday bash and make him sing happy birthday. Baby Beave rolls! Getting reparations is easier than culling the population and Elon stops going to mars and picks the moon! We're totally a wholesome Christian Podcast! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠