Bone to Pick Podcast

Ep 121- Customer Service | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive deep into the art of everyday annoyances — from awkward business calls hijacked by political rants to the absurdity of sharing drinks with friends. The comedians riff on personal quirks, “scavats” etiquette, toilet paper “jail,” and the maddening behavior of delisI that refuse phone orders minutes before closing. Packed with relatable gripes, raw honesty, and nonstop banter, this episode blends outrageous humor with moments of surprising relatability. Fans will love the chemistry between Bobby and Paul as they debate seltzer slurping, call out clueless customer service, and roast each other’s habits — all while inviting listeners to share their own “bones to pick.” Whether you’re here for the laughs, the fan-submitted gripes, or just to watch two friends go to war over soda etiquette, this is Bone to Pick at its funniest. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and early releases: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

JEWISH FOOD | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 120

Jewish food vs. Indian cuisine, the subtle art of the backhanded compliment and more! The crew shares personal stories, fan-submitted “bones,” and off-the-rails tangents that range from food delivery disasters to petty airplane etiquette. Expect chaotic energy, coffee spills, and raw honesty as they unpack why little things — like four-leaf clovers and window-seat power struggles — can drive us insane. Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Capitalism? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Episode 119

Aired LIVE on July 14th for Patreon members only! Join now for future live shows and more at patreon.com/bonetopickcast. On this wild, no-pants-needed episode of A Bone to Pick, Bobby Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into chaos, comedy, and capitalism—from torrential rain in NYC to overpriced umbrellas, t-shirt mob scenes, and the absurdity of do-it-yourself restaurant meals. Hilariously unfiltered and painfully relatable, the guys unpack how society unravels at the drop of a giveaway or a drizzle of rain. Plus, listeners deliver jaw-dropping “bones to pick,” including a former farmhand’s tale of mercy-killing a goose and a listener’s heart-wrenching yet uplifting story of resilience after divorce, illness, and rebuilding life at 51. This episode is part outrageous comedy, part gut-punching honesty—and all deeply human. If you’ve ever hated soggy socks, waited in line for a free shirt, or questioned the price of shrimp you had to peel yourself, this one’s for you.

Public Nose Pickers | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi | Ep 118

In this wild and hilarious episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash a barrage of grievances ranging from prison-tatted waiters to Fourth of July neighborhood snitches. With unfiltered honesty and razor-sharp wit, the duo dives into fan-submitted "bones to pick" and exposes the absurdities of modern life—from meditating in parking lots to hot dog competition etiquette. Packed with rants, roasts, and raw laughs, this episode captures the chaotic brilliance of two comics at the top of their game. Whether it’s a backyard fireworks war turned political feud or a ShopRite cashier pushing the limits of handoff etiquette, no petty annoyance is safe. It’s real talk for real people—ridiculous, relatable, and riotously funny. Subscribe, buckle in, and prepare to pick a bone of your own. Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Beach Tote | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi Ep 117

From men shamelessly rocking flowery beach totes to the etiquette of sharing pizza like a civilized adult. They break down awkward encounters with restaurant staff using the same bathroom as guests, roast politicians with savage comedic precision, and tackle the eternal struggle of trusting GPS apps over your own “shortcut” instincts. This unapologetically honest conversation blends edgy humor with relatable rants, featuring fan-submitted “bones” and laugh-out-loud reenactments. Whether you’re team backpack or team tote, you’ll find something to scream-laugh about in