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Premium: The Finer Things

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comIn a special post-Thanksgiving dispatch, Kat and Phoebe discuss dead squirrel drama, stupid murderers, dine-and-dash influencers who might be robots, and the seasonal affliction known as Labubu Buyer’s Remorse.LINKS:Irresistible Deals Put Them in Debt. Now They’re Trying to Manage Their Overspending.How Not to Get Away With Murder: The stranger-than-fic…

Premium: Mad About the Boys

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat tells a story about stalking a businessman in a London suburb; Phoebe tells the origin story of the shirtless men on her book jacket. Then: a discussion on the latest in male cancellations, and, by popular demand, the Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt and surrounding drama.LINKS:Pre-order Phoebe’s book here! Right here! Right now!As Summers Sought Clandesti…

Feminization Nation, Rigatoni Testosteroni

Early access for paid subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss female testosterone junkies and an essay about feminization that broke the internet.LINKS:Susan Dominus’s incredible article about women doing the T for non-trans reasons: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/magazine/testosterone-women-health-sex-libido-menopause.htmlPhoebe’s got a long beard now: Helen Andrews in Compact: https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-great-feminization/Kat’s marriage proposal to Helen Andrews: Phoebe will NOT be attending the Kat-Helen wedding: Honorable mentions: This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit femchaospod.substack.com/subscribe

Premium: If Cancel Culture Is Real, Why Is This Guy Still Breathing?

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comPhoebe debuts a sexy new limited-edition podcast voice (available only while seasonal respiratory virus lasts)! Then: new developments in last week’s spon-con meltdown, and some extremely sour grapes over the continued survival of cancelled men at cancelled magazines.LINKS:Tolentino retraction-watch:https://www.instagram.com/jiatortellini/What Is Lorin …

Premium: How the Sausage Gets SponConned

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe break their previously RIGID rule against oversharing about their romantic histories to reveal which male celebrities once looked at them with maybe lust, or maybe a potent mix of disgust and curiosity, who knows. Then: the cancellation-in-progress of Jia Tolentino over an ill-advised piece of sponcon and the cancellation anthems of Taylo…