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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss intimacy coordinators, rodent men, and the mechanism whereby certain left-wing things begat a certain orange man.LINKS:The Real Reason Actresses Are Rejecting Intimacy CoordinatorsThe mechanismAre Liberals to Blame for the New McCarthyism? - The AtlanticOpinion | I Don’t Want to Watch Slavery Fan Fiction - The New York Times

Harassment Machines and Peony Vandals

Early access for premium subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss a straight lady court victory, a puckish (and very symmetrical) student journalist, and a grotesque act of botanical sabotage.Links:Supreme Court Unanimously Rules for Straight Woman in Workplace Discrimination SuitStraight out of DOGEA Student at Brown Channeled Elon Musk. Then He Got in Trouble.How to become a right-wing star? Harass peopleCarnage: This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit femchaospod.substack.com/subscribe

Premium: Tummy Tucks for White Supremacy and the Downfall of Mr. Moral Clarity

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the state of Anne Hathaway's eyebrows, the downsides of celebrity, the end of diet culture, and the MeTooing of a certain journalist. (Hashtag MeToo, hashtag BLM!)Links:The bad Anne Hathaway take, archived for your pleasure: https://archive.is/1lUm5Phoebe on Anne's detractor: Envy-pityAnd on Wesley Lowery: ObjectivesJournalists At…

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss what's right about built-in bookshelves, what's wrong with water aerobics, what's for sale on OnlyFans, and the time one of us sent nudes by carrier pigeon.LINKS:The built-in bookshelf of Phoebe's dreams:(via: The Group Behind Project 2025 Has a Plan to Crush the Pro-Palestinian Movement)No-cis-men, no-sleep-deprivation dance part…

Premium: Up All Night On Ozempic

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the Ozempification of the populace and the traumatic sleepovers of our respective youths. Also, raccoons.Links:I Speak From Experience When I Say: Weight-Loss Drugs Give Women Freedom.The Parental Safetyism Arms Race - Cartoons Hate Her