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Ravioli Ravioli, give me the Dungeon crawler Carl | Chapter 269

🔥 WATCH + SUPPORT (because heroes need loot)🎥 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/qQoIixd_5Hw?si=BzN-qP6CyN_9gQVY🛒 Merch Store: www.streamlabs.com/distancenerding/merch⸻🧠 Episode SummaryThis week, the crew dives headfirst into nerd chaos like it’s a loot dungeon with no exit. We break down major Marvel updates, debate who Anne Hathaway could play in the MCU (Emma Frost? Mystique? chaos incarnate?), and spiral into multiverse madness with Spider-Man theories that may or may not end in emotional damage.We also talk X-Men ‘97 Season 2, zombie superheroes snacking like it’s a buffet, and a Mario movie that critics side-eye while fans throw gold coins at the screen. Oh, and yes… a judgmental cat exists and we have thoughts.Expect hot takes, wild theories, and at least one moment where parenting skills are publicly questioned. 🍝⸻⏱️ Timestamps & Topics • 00:00 – Chaos intro + audio gremlins attack • 03:14 – X-Men ‘97 Season 2 breakdown (Polaris hype!) • 11:09 – Anne Hathaway enters MCU rumor mill • 18:26 – Daredevil: Born Again Defenders reunion tease • 20:22 – Marvel Zombies Season 2 insanity • 24:05 – Spider-Man multiverse theories (Miles?? 👀) • 31:30 – Movie news: Tom Hanks, Weapons, box office wins • 35:01 – Mario movie chaos vs critics • 39:38 – Legend of the White Dragon tribute release • 41:13 – Gremlins 3 and Jenna Ortega casting⸻🧩 Key Takeaways • The MCU rumor mill is basically a slot machine right now 🎰 • X-Men ‘97 Season 2 could mash multiple iconic storylines together • Spider-Man multiverse may expand way beyond Tobey + Andrew • Fans > critics when it comes to video game movies • Marvel Zombies is about to get WEIRD (in the best way) • Parenting may interfere with nerd homework (watch your shows, people)⸻💬 Best Quotes • “Shut up and take my money.” • “We heard you messed everything up.” • “He has more of an Arbor Day ass.” 🌳 • “If this movie was bad, it wouldn’t make $370 million.” • “I don’t have friends… I have family.”⸻🚀 Call to ActionLove the chaos? Feed the algorithm gods:⭐ Subscribe, rate, and review📢 Share this episode using #DistanceNERDing🎧 Tell a fellow nerd—spread the gospel of geekdom⸻🔗 Links & Resources🎧 Listen: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube🌐 Visit: DistanceNERDing.com⚡ Dubby Energy – Use code NERDING10 for 10% off💥 Proud partner of the Geek Freaks Network - GFpods.com⸻📱 Follow UsStay connected for memes, clips, and nerdy nonsense:Instagram | TikTok | YouTube | Facebook | Threads | Twitter | Bluesky⸻❓ Listener QuestionsGot theories? Hot takes? Wild conspiracies about Spider-Man variants?Send them in and you might get featured on the show!⸻🍏 Apple Podcast Tagspop culture, marvel, x-men 97, spider-man, mcu rumors, nerd podcast, comic books, movies, tv shows, anime, gaming, geek culture, funny podcast, entertainment news, multiverse

SHDU Takes The Cake | Chapter 268

👉 🛍️ Grab the merch: https://www.streamlabs.com/distancenerding/merch👉 📺 Watch the episode: https://www.youtube.com/live/3qPHqBnY_7M?si=N3aDzCNA7wIIAAPn⸻🧁 Episode SummaryThis week on Distance NERDing, the crew fights through tech gremlins to serve up a full-course nerd feast. We break down Marvel rumors (is Sadie Sink our next Jean Grey?!), dive into the magical spaghetti tying Vision Quest to Agatha All Along, and debate DC’s evolving universe from Supergirl shakeups to Jimmy Olsen finally getting his shine. Add in chaotic trailer reactions, Pete Davidson as a mobster named Tommy Karate (yes, really), and a wig so powerful it might deserve its own IMDb page… yeah, this episode takes the cake. 🎂⸻⏱️ Timestamps & Topics • 00:00 – Chaos, disclaimers, and Taco Tuesday energy • 02:57 – Episode preview: trailers, Skeletor, Jimmy Olsen • 04:33 – Marvel News: Sadie Sink MCU casting rumors • 08:20 – Vision Quest + Agatha All Along connections • 15:33 – Iron Fist return rumors (Colleen Wing lives!) • 18:59 – DC Watchtower: Supergirl changes & DCU future • 25:00 – Supergirl trailer reactions • 29:23 – Jimmy Olsen series gets reworked • 35:10 – One-Shots rapid news (Moana, Harry Potter, Avatar, etc.) • 40:34 – Pete Davidson as “Tommy Karate” 🤯 • 42:13 – Cape Fear trailer breakdown⸻🔑 Key Takeaways • Marvel may be quietly building its next-gen heroes lineup • Vision Quest could complete a trilogy-style Wanda saga • DC is fine-tuning tone and continuity across projects • Jimmy Olsen might become a breakout DCU character • Hollywood continues its love affair with reboots and wigs that defy physics⸻💬 Best Quotes“You are now tuned into the worst kept secret on the internet… because it’s 90% my fault.”“Calling a cartoon wig cartoonish is cartoon-ception.”“Put it in theaters, you cowards!”“This is going to be the most surreal true-crime comedy ever.”⸻🚀 Call to ActionIf you laughed, learned, or yelled at your speakers even once:⭐ Subscribe, leave a 5-star review, and share the episode!📢 Tag us using #DistanceNERDing so we can geek out with you⸻🔗 Links & Resources🎧 Listen: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube🌐 Visit: DistanceNERDing.com⚡ Dubby Energy – Use code NERDING10 for 10% off💥 Proud partner of the Geek Freaks Network – GFpods.com⸻📱 Follow UsInstagram / TikTok / Facebook / Threads / YouTube: @DistanceNerdingJoin the conversation, memes, and mayhem daily⸻❓ Listener QuestionsGot a hot take? A wild theory? A question that keeps you up at 2AM?Send it in and we might feature it on the next episode!⸻🍏 Apple Podcast Tagspodcast, pop culture podcast, marvel podcast, dc podcast, comic con, nerd culture, movie news, tv reviews, geek podcast, entertainment news, superhero podcast, fandom, mcu, dcu, film discussion, weekly podcast, comedy podcast, nerd talk, geek news, distance nerding

When Chuck Norris drops a podcast, it doesn’t go live… it goes legendary | Chapter 267

🛒 Merch: https://www.streamlabs.com/distancenerding/merch📺 Watch on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/L1BVA7cFAG4?feature=share⸻🎧 Episode SummaryThis week on Distance NERDing, the crew dives headfirst into Marvel madness, DC shakeups, and some wild industry news… but the night takes a legendary turn as they honor the life of Chuck Norris the only way possible: with jokes so powerful they roundhouse kick reality itself.From Wonder Man getting a surprise Season 2 to Spider-Man: Brand New Day rumors going full conspiracy board, the guys break down everything you need to know in pop culture. Plus, debates about X-Men movie strategies, Assassin’s Creed heading to ancient Rome, and whether The Game of Life movie is just… life with extra steps.And yes… tacos are absolutely on the table.⸻⏱️ Timestamps & Topics • 00:00 – Chaos begins (viewer discretion strongly suggested)   • 02:36 – Marvel News: Wonder Man Season 2 confirmed   • 05:23 – The Punisher: One Last Kill + Daredevil crossover talk   • 09:05 – Spider-Man rumors & Spider-Queen theory   • 12:06 – Marvel release date shuffle chaos   • 16:31 – DC Updates + Supergirl timeline clarity   • 20:55 – One-Shots: Baywatch, Bloodsport remake, Game of Life movie   • 31:36 – Project Hail Mary box office domination   • 34:07 – Assassin’s Creed live-action series update   • 45:07 – Chuck Norris tribute (legend status unlocked)   • 49:49 – Buffy reboot collapse explained  ⸻🧠 Key Takeaways • Marvel is doubling down on risky projects… and it’s paying off • Spider-Man rumors are getting dangerously interesting • X-Men could go multi-movie character rollout (bold strategy alert 🚨) • Video game adaptations are evolving into full cinematic universes • Buffy reboot failed due to identity confusion and creative misfires • Chuck Norris jokes are legally required in times of tribute⸻💬 Best Quotes • “Tacos are totally on the table.”   • “Let him cook.”   • “Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… he pushes the world down.”   • “The Game of Life is just… my normal everyday bullshit.”  ⸻🚀 Call to ActionIf you laughed, learned, or questioned reality…⭐ Leave a 5-star review🔔 Subscribe for more nerdy chaos📢 Share the episode using #DistanceNERDing⸻🔗 Links & Resources🎧 Listen: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube🌐 Visit: DistanceNERDing.com⚡ Dubby Energy – Use code NERDING10 for 10% off💥 Proud partner of the Geek Freaks Network – GFpods.com⸻📲 Follow UsInstagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube: @DistanceNERDingJoin the nerd herd and stay plugged into the multiverse.⸻❓ Listener QuestionsGot a hot take? A wild theory? A question that would break the timeline?Send it in and we might feature it on the show!⸻🍎 Apple Podcast Tagspodcast, pop culture, marvel, dc comics, spider man, x men, nerd culture, geek news, comic con, movies, tv shows, chuck norris, entertainment news,

Spiderman isnt in this one... Probably | Chapter 266

Watch & Rep the Nerd Life FIRST🎥 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/JlwzDCip1fc?si=XKSa0hLRsPJW5tU3🛍️ Merch: https://www.streamlabs.com/distancenerding/merch⸻🧠 Episode SummaryThis week on Distance NERDing, the crew kicks in the door on chaos with Taco Tuesday energy and absolutely zero chill. From wild rumors about Avengers: Doomsday splitting into three multiversal battlegrounds, to Zendaya being “on the run”, to Darkwing Duck making a heroic comeback, this episode is a nerdy buffet of speculation, hype, and hilarious derailments.Along the way, the crew questions whether Spider-Man is actually showing up where he’s not supposed to (classic Parker move), imagines New Jersey getting absolutely obliterated for plot reasons, and delivers top-tier nonsense like: • “The worst kept secret on the internet” • “The most handsome Filipino five-year-old you’ve ever met” • And the kind of technical difficulties that deserve their own IMDb creditIt’s part breaking news, part conspiracy board, and part group chat that accidentally went live.⸻⏱️ Timestamps & Topics00:00 – Chaos disclaimer (we tried to warn you)00:39 – Taco Tuesday kickoff & intros01:13 – What Distance NERDing is all about02:32 – Episode preview: Zendaya, Darkwing Duck, LOTR news02:51 – Sponsor: Colossus Girl Entertainment03:22 – Marvel kicks things off03:56 – Avengers: Doomsday “three battlefields” rumor04:05 – X-Men vs magic-controlled Sentinels04:41 – New York battle (Spider-Man confusion intensifies)05:04 – Doctor Doom + Latveria showdown05:57 – Breaking down the multiverse chaos⸻🧩 Key Takeaways • Marvel may be going full three-front war mode in Avengers: Doomsday • The X-Men storyline could blend magic + tech (Sentinels) • Street-level heroes might carry a grounded NYC battle… while Jersey suffers 😬 • Doctor Doom continues to look like the centerpiece villain • Spider-Man’s involvement is… let’s call it “Schrödinger’s cameo” • This episode proves once again: technical difficulties are part of the brand⸻💬 Best Quotes • “You have now stumbled onto the worst kept secret on all the internet.” • “Zendaya is on the run.” • “I thought Spider-Man wasn’t in this movie.” • “New Jersey is destroyed.” • “Technical difficulties there… that’s what I was trying to do.”⸻📢 Call to ActionIf you laughed, learned something, or questioned reality for even a second:⭐ Leave a 5-star review📲 Share this episode🔔 Subscribe for more chaosUse #DistanceNERDing and join the conversation!⸻🔗 Links & Resources🎧 Listen: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube🌐 Visit: DistanceNERDing.com⚡ Dubby Energy – Use code NERDING10 for 10% off💥 Proud partner of the Geek Freaks Network – GFpods.com⸻📱 Follow UsInstagram / TikTok / YouTube / Facebook: @DistanceNERDingFollow for clips, chaos, and nerdy nonsense between episodes.⸻🎤 Listener QuestionsGot a hot take? Wild theory? Better joke than ours?Send it in—we might feature it on the next episode!⸻🍏 Apple Podcast TagsMarvel, Avengers Doomsday, X-Men, Doctor Doom, Spider-Man, Nerd Podcast, Pop Culture Podcast, Marvel News, Multiverse, Superheroes, Geek Culture, Comic Books, Nerd News, Distance Nerding,

Brought to you by Treezus | Chapter 265

👕 NEW MERCH: https://www.streamlabs.com/distancenerding/merch▶ Watch the episode: https://www.youtube.com/live/pdRL-tJlZeE?si=BEj_NRHj7jqJUPzU⸻Episode SummaryThis week on Distance NERDing, the crew gathers for another chaotic nerd-session covering everything from legendary detectives to classic 80s action heroes making a comeback.We debate a question that might break the internet: Is Benoit Blanc actually a better detective than Batman? Meanwhile Netflix may be resurrecting the Universal Monsters, Arnold Schwarzenegger is teasing a return to iconic roles like Predator’s Dutch and Conan, and Pixar might be opening the sequel vault again with Incredibles 3 and Monsters Inc. 3 discussions.Along the way there are terrible Arnold impressions, heated Pixar debates, and the kind of nerdy chaos only Distance NERDing can deliver.Also yes… somehow Treezus gets involved. 🌳🙏⸻⏱️ Timestamps & Topics0:00 – Live show warning and chaotic intro2:25 – What’s on deck this week8:10 – Benoit Blanc vs Batman: Who’s the better detective?21:45 – Arnold Schwarzenegger teasing Predator / Conan returns33:30 – Netflix exploring Universal Monsters projects47:20 – Pixar sequel talk: Incredibles 3 & Monsters Inc. 358:30 – Final thoughts and wrap-up⸻🧠 Key Takeaways• Benoit Blanc’s detective skills might rival even Batman’s investigative brain.• Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to classic roles could revive beloved action franchises.• Netflix may be developing projects around Universal’s iconic monsters.• Pixar sequels are always risky—but fans still want more of certain franchises.• Nerd debates are better when fueled by terrible impressions and chaotic humor.⸻💬 Best Quotes“Is Benoit Blanc the world’s greatest detective… or does Batman still hold the crown?”“It’s all Arnold news all the time.”“You see my muscles? It’s not a tumor!”“Somehow this episode is brought to you by Treezus.”⸻📣 Call to ActionIf you enjoyed this episode:⭐ Subscribe to Distance NERDing⭐ Leave a 5-star review on your podcast app⭐ Share this episode with your fellow nerdsUse the hashtag #DistanceNERDing so we can see the conversation!⸻🔗 Links & Resources🎧 Listen: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube▶ Watch: https://www.youtube.com/live/pdRL-tJlZeE?si=BEj_NRHj7jqJUPzU👕 Merch Store:https://www.streamlabs.com/distancenerding/merch🌐 Visit: DistanceNERDing.com⚡ Dubby Energy – Use code NERDING10 for 10% off💥 Proud partner of the Geek Freaks NetworkGFpods.com⸻📱 Follow Distance NERDingInstagram, TikTok, Facebook, Threads, Twitter/X, YouTube@DistanceNerding⸻🎤 Listener QuestionsHave a nerd debate or topic you want us to cover?Send your questions or ideas and you might be featured in a future episode!⸻🍎 Apple Podcast Tagspodcast, pop culture podcast, nerd podcast, geek culture, movie podcast, marvel, dc comics, batman, benoit blanc, knives out, netflix news, universal monsters, arnold schwarzenegger, predator, conan the barbarian, pixar, incredibles 3, monsters inc, entertainment news,