Escape From Vault Disney

Escape From Vault Disney

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The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

Episode List

Spider-Man (2002)

Jul 21st, 2025 10:42 AM

It's our third episode of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2002 to pick Joejira's request for one of the most groundbreaking superhero epics of all time, a box office record-shattering worldwide phenomenon that finally brought one of the most legendary comic book characters ever created to the big screen in a timeless coming-of-age fable about great power and great responsibility, helmed by an offbeat yet aesthetically perfect visionary filmmaker. It also contains an extended cameo from a dead pro-wrestler who used to do Slim Jim commercials, a line of dialogue about Julia Roberts in a thong, and a scene in which Evil Scorsese-Jesus tries to make a case for objectivism on a rooftop while dressed kinda like a Power Ranger. Yeah, this one's a lot goofier than you remember, folks. Join Tony Goldmark, Chris Nebergall, Agatha Vile and VERY special guest Dan Lanigan of Prop Culture and Cinema Relics fame as they angrily demand pictures of SPIDER-MAN (2002)! Check out my guests' stuff! DAN LANIGAN Website: https://cinemarelics.com/  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarelics   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cinemarelics  CHRIS NEBERGALL  Podcast: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/land-before-time-land-1230821  Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall AGATHA VILE Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/agatha-vile.bsky.social    And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1035173345397077  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (Taylor's Version)

Jun 12th, 2025 2:42 AM

It's our second episode of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2023 to pick something we got THREE requests for, from Kris C., Carolyn Knudstrup and Emma Looman. It's an epic patience-testing three-and-a-half-hour live concert film spanning the entire illustrious career of the single most popular and influential musician of our time, arguably the most talented performer ever to rack up eleven #1 singles, ten #1 albums (fourteen if you count re-recordings), fourteen Grammys, over fifty million albums sold in an era when no one buys music anymore, seven hundred and forty-two ex-boyfriends, three thousand seven hundred and nine diss tracks about those ex-boyfriends, one old version of herself who can't come to the phone right now cuz she's dead, AND one animated voice role as a character named after Dr. Seuss's widow. But on this podcast episode, we boldly aim to dig deeper, peel back the layers and answer that all-important age-old earth-shattering so-controversial-yet-so-brave question, "but is her music actually any GOOD?" Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Kit Quinn and Garrett Smith as they fail miserably to obtain tickets to TAYLOR SWIFT: THE ERAS TOUR (TAYLOR'S VERSION)! Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thevoyages.bsky.social Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages KIT QUINN  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/missionbreakout.bsky.social  Podcast: https://pocketcasts.com/podcasts/d0ced230-d352-0138-e776-0acc26574db2  GARRETT SMITH Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/bigdaddydrac1869.bsky.social   And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story

May 13th, 2025 3:16 AM

In this episode, after way too many delays, the randomizer kicks off this year's Patreon Request Month by going all the way back to 2009 to pick E.J. Riley's request for a documentary about two legendary brothers who became Walt Disney's personal staff songwriters in the 1960s. Over the course of their illustrious decades-spanning careers, they composed such all-time classic beloved evergreen masterpieces as "Fidelity Feduciary Bank," "Let's Put It Over with Grover," "The Boomps Song" and of course "Detroit." But beneath those hummable earworms, all was not well for Richard and Robert, for theirs is a story that involves bitter personality clashes, familial estrangement, post-traumatic stress disorder and songs with titles like "Rutabega Rag," "The Ugly Bug Ball," "A Most Befuddling Thing," "Va-Va-Va-Veee (For Victory)," "Don't Shoot the Hooey to Me, Louie," "Protocoligorically Correct," "The BunnyBee Song," "Dolly Of PaPali," "Kiddy-Widdy-Winkies" and yes those song titles are all real. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Ryan Hipp and Veronika Vexed as they hang with THE BOYS: THE SHERMAN BROTHERS' STORY! Watch Some Jerk With A Camera's three-part It's A Small World Holiday video from 2011! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj2qICxnu-I  Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster  Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster   RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp   VERONIKA VEXED Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed  Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217  And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Sign of Zorro

Apr 9th, 2025 9:51 PM

In this episode, we're bypassing the randomizer for a VERY long-awaited Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend David Ganssle FINALLY takes his Guest's Choice option out of his back pocket after four-and-a-half years and slaps it in front of our eyeballs, but not before cutting eyeholes in it to shield our identities. That's right, Doggans is making us watch a 1958 "clip show" movie compiled from the first thirteen episodes of Disney's hit 1950s ABC black-and-white primetime series about that legendary world-famous dashing Spanish Californian outlaw played by the dad from Lost In Space who outfoxes tyrannical dictators, swashes buckles while buckling his swashes, and carves a Z with his blade. No one knows what that Z stands for, but perhaps someday our top scientists will figure it out. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they look for THE SIGN OF ZORRO! I have RE-OPENED REQUEST LINES FOR PATREON REQUEST MONTH! Pledge to my Patreon and you'll have until Wednesday, April 30 to submit your requests: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-request-126255862 Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods DAVID GANSSLE Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/doggans.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

10 Things I Hate About You

Feb 26th, 2025 9:54 AM

In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1999 to pick a teen high school romantic comedy loosely based on one of the more controversial plays by history's most celebrated playwright, William Shakespeare. Now, Shakespeare is of course ubiquitously revered as the greatest writer the English language has ever known, but it's worth asking from time to time, did any of his plays contain motorcycle stunts, ska music, outdoor paintball, high school students inexplicably dressed as cowboys, Seattle's Fremont Troll sculpture, a large penis drawn on the face of the head elf from The Santa Clause, or Larry Miller rattling off hip-hop slang? Tragically, no, they did not. But, luckily for literature lovers the world over, the writers of The House Bunny and the director of the Martin Lawrence vehicle Black Knight eventually came along to correct these grievous oversights on the Bard of Avon's part. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, David Ganssle and Renie Rivas as they list 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!  Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/robsnatcher.bsky.social DAVID GANSSLE DVD: https://doggans.com/rwdvol1  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/doggans.com  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@riffinwithdoggans  RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas  Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark   

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