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Agents of SMOOCH: Red Vine Daddy

We go for a deeper, darker shade of blue in The Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H’s commentary of Underworld with Kate Beckinsale who wears just the right amount of leather. It’s like Twilight had a baby with The Matrix but with Neo and Bella but more Vampires and Lycans but fewer computer programmers or something. About halfway through we question all our life choices. Whoever called this a romance should probably be fired, except Annette promises there’s a hybrid love child and more Michael Sheen coming in The Rise of the Lycans. This commentary dies a slow vampiric death more than it ends. Will we continue? Probably not. But maybe Director Annette will persuade them.

Not Playing Commentary: Rudy

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Rudy and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!

Not Playing Commentary: Friday Night Lights

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Friday Night Lights and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!

Agents of SMOOCH: Big Ripe Banana

Our Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. mourn (yes seriously) the end of our Twilight journey with much singing and attempts at speaking French. Will Bella and Edward be okay? Do we like wolves now? WTF is this imprinting thing? Will Moises convince you that this is the greatest movie ever made? Listen as it slowly dawns on Annette that she has never actually watched the last movie in the Twilight series, so she finally has an excuse for remembering nothing. In the end, it’s not about the wolves or the vamps. It’s about the Incomprehensible friends and podcast spin-offs we make along the way. Come find us all at La Push when this pandemic thing is over.