Chapel Bell Curve

9.8 - Say a Sutra for the Dawgs - Bama Preview

Yara and Nathan are here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, and make raunchy jokes about the Yellowhammer state. And they're all out of bubblegum. The Bama preview is here. Yara has Gen Z beef, Nathan has storylines and stats, and we're appealing to every Dawg out their to appeal to whatever God, spirit, or force they worship. Let's break 'em. News Updates - 1:46Qualitative Preview - 14:55Quantitative Preview - 39:25 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

9.7 - Rocky Topped - Tennessee Review

Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate the loss by the Volunteers to our Dawgs. We're here to talk about the humiliation of the Gators, some notes and quotes, and gasp a significant number of actual stats. It's a vintage episode for an ass-kicking that we've come to expect. News Updates - 4:06Georgia Quotes and Notes - 13:56Qualitative Review - 25:01Quantitative Review - 45:53#AskCBC - 1:07:23  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

9.6 - This Insult is a Gender-Neutral Term - Tennessee Preview

Listen, no one likes orange, we know that for sure. To help us get in that anti-orange mindset, your two indefatigable co-hosts are here to hate on Tennessee, talk about some number, and release of the pressure and anxiety caused by wondering how good Gunner Stockton actually is. News Updates - 4:18Qualitative Preview -  16:02Quantitative Preview - 28:49 #askcbc - 55:06 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

9.5 - It's not Your Fault, Mike - Austin Peay Review

Yara and Nathan are back! Join us today to review a rain delayed victory over the Governors. We've got reactions (shrugging emoji), vibes, and some stats for those of you who don't read spreadsheets for fun. Also, Yara doesn't blame Mike Bobo. We're making progress!  News Updates - 2:51Qualitative Review - 15:50Quantitative Review - 31:41 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

9.4 - There May (Not) be Stats - Austin Peay Preview

It's FCS weekend, and as always, we enter the episode not knowing what we're going to talk about, and leave an hour letter after editing out a shocking amount of Nathan Ranting. Yara is here to play sheepdog, Nathan has thoughts, neither of us have a lot to say about a game without a line, and we're enjoying watching Alabama fall like a failed Soviet satellite state. News Update - 4:09Qualitative Preview - 38:31Quantitative Preview - 45:35 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve