Really Good Advice for New Moms - A Satirical Podcast About Parenting

SELF CARE FOR NEW MOMS: Preserving Your Peace By Limiting Your Family Size [MID-SEASON FINALE]

What's good, Mama Bears?! This week Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are wrapping up their mid-season with a conversation about size. Maybe yours is teeny tiny or perhaps it's you know, not. The important thing here as that it's just right for you!  We're not talking about chairs made for bears who are being burgled by a weirdo little girl with insufficient adult supervision and we're not even talking about penises, you silly goose. We're talking about family size! _____________________________________ Sources used in this episode: What Couples with Children Argue About Most by Nicholas Zill on Institute For Family Studies

ASK BLANDY: Making The Holidays Special for Young Kids

Happy Wednesday, Mama Bears! Today, Blandy Cobbles is talking the holidays and how to make sure you don't mess them up really, really bad to the point where your kids hate you for the rest of their lives and seek therapy because of your crappy gift-giving skills.  ___________________________ Hey, we have a website right here! Wow! So shiny!

Self Care For New Moms: Quality Time & Connection With Your Kid

[EXPLICIT] The ladies are back to discuss how spending time with your kids is self care. Kierstin has a lot of excuses per usual about why she was MIA from the podcast last week. Meanwhile, Blandy recalls a thrilling and dangerous encounter in the woods and Plevin reveals some disturbing behavior in this latest episode of Really Good Advice For New Moms. Get excited, Mama Bears! _________________________________ Check out our website for merch! Just kidding, we don't have any.

The Real Kierstin - No Episode This Week

What's up, Mama Bears? The Real Kierstin pops in to let ya'll know that the past week has been bananas and, consequently, Blandy, Kierstin and Plevin will be silent this week. _______________ Missing the girls? Go look at pictures of them on their poorly constructed website!

ASK BLANDY: Missing My Baby at Work

Happy Hump Day, Mama Bears! Blandy's back from the comfort of a hospital bed to offer her Really Good Advice on how to handle missing your little one while you're at work. Meanwhile, Kierstin is ferret-sitting and it's not going swimmingly at all. Yikes!