SPM 238: The 32-team Euro(s)

The football: Rory has an idea of how an expanded Euros could be expanded further, to include 32 teams. He's very proud of it, but clearly can only really commit to its principles once he's workshopped it (had it pulled apart) by his pod colleagues. Step forward Steven, Hugh and Chinch to consider, a little too fully, the plight of Luxembourg. The food: A cardamom knot, which is part of Rory's bourgeois breakfast. Email us at setpiecemenu@gmail.com