At last, with messy, time-consuming games out of the way, we can get into what college football is all about: The offseason.
The most important time of the year deserves its own preview. Coach says that failing to prepare is preparing to fail, and we couldn't agree more. You can't just jump into twenty page comment section arguments about transfer requirements. You can't just expect to start a fierce twitter thread about whether a fourth-place finish in the Big Ten East is actually better than winning it outright. You know who wins a recruiting argument? Certainly not the person who doesn't even know about composite rankings, that's who.
No, no, you gotta ease into that, you gotta prepare, and you gotta have a plan. It's a long ride, but we brought snacks and GPS, baby. Pee out the window, though. The bathrooms along this stretch are an abomination.
DISCUSSED:
--Jason and Spencer only, as Ryan's important work in the federal government was shutdown and thus so was Ryan
--Opening discussion of cities that should have mascots and powerful food court vape wars
--Why Philadelphia might be the most SEC city in America
--Where Michigan will go this offseason, or "glory is forever, and malaria is treatable"
--HERM EDWARDS IS GOING TO BE A DELIGHT EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS TEAM'S NAME. MAYBE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS TEAM'S NAME.
--How Josh Heupel might crumble under the pressure of defending UCF's national title
--Switching NFL coaches with college coaches goes very, very sideways
--Why football players should be allowed to study abroad at other programs
--Let's just preseat both the Hot Seat, the Lukewarm Seat, and the Cold Seat Ready To Burst Into Flame At Any Second
--Bobby Petrino reviewed! (It's not good, and sounds like a mink caught in a trap)
Dan Carlin Needs This Computer To Defeat Mussolini
BIG 12 FOOTBALL PREVIEW: We Found Horse Hell
This Is Technically Our 2022 SEC Football Preview
2022 ACC FOOTBALL PREVIEW: HEARTS IN SPACE
Dead Presidents / Settlers of CaTen
EMERGENCY ACC SCHEDULE FORMAT RELEASE EPISODE
Shale Varsity, or How To Get Stupid Rich And Still Finish .500
DAD DISASTERS, PART 2: Deleted Scenes
DAD DISASTERS PART I
Horse Girls Vs. Balloon Boys
Aaaaand That’s Our Show
"It's called JEOPARDY!" feat. Uncle Skip
Harsin’ Around
Zoroastrian Cincinnati Bengals Appreciation Episode
THE ROAST OF THE 2008 FLORIDA GATORS
ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP
Glory, Glory, Hallowed Blue GA
A National Title Game Preview
40 for 40, Part Three: The BIG BOWLS, and also Wisconsin discovers Vegas buffets
40 for 40 Bowl Previews Pt 2: Taco Bell Breakfast, The Antidote to Despair
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