If the Walls Could Talk

Brush up on your texts, you scruffy girls, it’s your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, here to tutor you in another episode of Round the Twist. And what an episode “If the Walls could Talk” is as magical lightning forces a world of objects to do the one thing truly too absurd for this series: listen to Bronson. And listen they do, but talk back to him they do also! Helping Bronson navigate the Port Niranda Clever Kids Competition and his father’s narratively convenient inability to remember the Viking book of love. Are all chests of drawers Italian? Where does one thing end and another thing begin? Is all that crying you’ve been doing good in this context? All this and letters from the talking fenceposts we call fans.