Tears of Innocence

Bud your Tingwells, emotional mutants, it’s your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, here to dance in a racially insensitive manner about another episode of Round the Twist. And what a dance “Tears of Innocence” is, starting with hitting balls at an Australian acting legend and only adding more leprechauns from there. Can Pete’s acting ability bring precipitation to Dune? Can you ever have too many crane shots? Is there an okay way to make a thirteen-year-old slave boy wear a midriff top? All this and letters from the tragic comedies we call fans.