MY DESPERATE VALENTINE

Cover up — your desperation is showing! This week, the girls are exposing your thirstiest confessions after recapping their very polar-opposite vacations. Listeners wrote in with stories that range from unhinged to downright impressive: stalking a love interest, flying across the world just to “accidentally” run into someone, faking sleepwalking for a late-night peek, and even staging serious health scares that end with ambulances being called. If this episode proves one thing, it’s that Valley girls will truly stop at nothing to get what they want