E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (’82): ”Where’s the Henry Thomas Guide?”

We're landing on your planet with a childhood staple that's giving the appropriate amount of pizza for the growing days, the cornfields of Tujunga, Reese's Pieces lore, live dissection, Keyes to the patriarchy, neck-rections, coyotes with 3 big toes and a group of teens that would definitely beat this being to death with hammers. Turn on your heart light, penis breath! Have a Coors with mom, chill out and smoke with the kids - it's E.T. the Extra-terrestrial on this episode of Doom Generation!