Episode 99 - Rare

Cranky Kong here again.  They couldn't come up with anything more clever than bringing me back?  Luckily I don't have much else going on.  They told me they'd pay me with 99 bananas, but I think they messed up because they gave me a bottle of expired banana juice that made me pass out after drinking it.

These goof balls are still trying to get a sponsor?  Maybe they should try something that isn't perverted, then again they start talking about messing with a friend of mine, Birdo.  Birdo and I are more of acquaintances though since Birdo played with Donkey Kong more than I.  Although we do have mutual hate for that red hate guy.  Well, that red hat guy too.  "That" red hat guy kept coming near our island thinking it was a different island, trying to mess with Dixie and Diddy.  I had to tell him, "Wrong Diddy!" several times, but he never wanted to listen, rambling on more than I do.

What was I talking about again?  Eh.  Whatever.  I'm going back home to try to finish off this bottle of banana juice.  It did make me feel a little happy for awhile.  Maybe I'll change my name to Crunk-y Kong instead.

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Intro music: Ikson - Paradise
Outro Music: Kevin Macleod - Danger Storm