Bert Gets Bullied By Lou Reed’s Ghost | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer spiral through Bert's newest crisis: figuring out which musicians would actually like him. After Lou Reed tells him off mid-treadmill (entirely inside Bert's head), Bert starts deleting Jane's Addiction and Radiohead from his library, relives Shane Gillis walking out of a Wilco concert after five seconds, and learns his most-played song of all time is "Higher" by Creed. From there, the Bears get into Tom's tour of Kid Rock's 20,000-square-foot, two-bedroom replica White House and meeting Jimmy John from Jimmy John's, a deep dive on Subway Takes and why Bert believes celebrity hot takes are all fake, the viral "white people shouldn't sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy" debate, and a deeply satisfying story of a first-class line cutter getting humbled in front of Viola Davis. Bert also opens up about the final days of his five-and-a-half-month sobriety run, including the recovery books, journaling on planes, and why his first drink back is happening at his daughter Georgia's University of Oregon graduation before going scorched earth on the dad who posted his 4-year-old breaking a rope swing "world record" in Moab. Plus: the MyPillow guy, the thumb-to-arm gut health test, Garth Brooks friendship fantasies, and why Moby would hate them both. If you missed this show, this one's for you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 333

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:11 - Lou Reed Talks Shit to Bert on the Treadmill
00:04:27 - Kurt Vile, Bob Dylan, & Shane Gillis Walking Out on Wilco
00:16:15 - Deleting Every Musician Who Wouldn't Like Bert
00:25:00 - Kid Rock's Replica White House & Jimmy John From Jimmy John's
00:28:51 - MyPillow, Workout Underwear & Sleeping Naked
00:31:11 - Subway Takes & J.Lo's Rented Hot Take
00:41:01 - White People on Stoops
00:43:47 - Airport Line Cutters
00:50:09 - Bert's Last Week of Sobriety
01:01:21 - The 4-Year-Old Moab Rope Swing Rant
01:13:03 - Wrap Up

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