Sleep Meditation: UIC 860: The Chemical Composition of Steel Rails (Boring Voice)

Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is.

Tonight, we do not travel by train. We inspect the metallurgy of the rails. Fall asleep to UIC Code 860, the definitive European specification for the supply of rails, and review the required chemical composition of the steel, the Brinell hardness testing procedures, and the specific branding marks required on the web of the rail. Find comfort in the unyielding quality of the track.

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