Weird First Date Flags w/ Emmy Blotnick

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman host a cozy game night w/ Emmy Blotnick, sorting dating stories into red, green, and deeply confusing beige flags.

What You’ll Hear

A Slumber Party Check-In: Emmy joins the pillow fort to talk brown noise, pillow head sandwiches, and the strange comfort of a dog’s snore.

The Dating Flag Test: A first date featuring pocket candy, a daytime telescope, and surprise garlic salt gets carefully examined for warning signs.

Finding Your Person: When does quirky turn charming, and when is someone simply not for you?

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:40 Brown noise vs white noise

04:35 Pillow head sandwiches explained

07:25 Game night begins: red, green, or beige flags

08:50 The Reddit date story

13:15 Pizza, milk requests, and garlic salt

18:40 Final verdicts on the date

21:30 Emmy Blotnick plug & goodnight

23:30 A very sweet dog snore goodbye

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