The Amityville Asylum

What could be scarier than a cult running a sanitarium , hoping to achieve immortality? Horrifying british accents! This week we watch 2013's Amityville Asylum and learn the horrifying truth about what's going on in the spooky psychiatrict hospital that was built right where 112 Ocean Avenue once stood. And it turns out -- barely anything! Just a lot of standing around? Why do they have so many British patients? Why do the leads sound like they're doing awful American accents? Why won't Caroline stop doing terrible british accents? Can anything be done to stop the madness???

As of this writing, The Amityville Asylum is available for streaming on:

TUBI

The Roku Channel

YouTube