How confident are you in being that first person to put their hands together at the end of a performance? It's a big risk, what if you get it wrong? They'll boo you out of the theatre, probably. We also critique those pointless empty gestures like pretending to pick something up that's fallen over when you have absolutely no intetion at all to follow through. Why would you bend over like a chump when someone else will, and by faking it you still get credit for trying. Just don't pause and hover halfway down like Dion's friend did.
We also get a quick 'sausage in glass jar' update and Josh picks a bone with Christian's policy on washing glassware.
With very special guests 'Mad Lifts' and 'Really Good'.
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