’He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound’

On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog groomers and the girls are producer-less as wine tasting > recording at sociable hours.

Plus, the extra seat plane hack didn't work for a listener on EasyJet (sorrysorry), another listener promises a week of sex in return for a garden chair, Jesy Nelson's SMA campaign gets a proper chat, with newborn screening being rolled out from October. There are poop platform shoes from America that we’re keen to steal the idea for, our imitators are taking things too far, and Lu delivers a "public apology" for her school play rant that immediately becomes a louder, more committed double-down.

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