I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")
My car broke down; it won’t even turn on
Told the mechanic would know what to do
He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years
So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper
He’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Want him to fix my ride
Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true
That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes
I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires
Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy
He’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Want him to fix my ride
Flower petals
Yeah
Yeah, he’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
He’s got no experience; thinks axles are hatchets
But he’s better than elitist mechanics
He tells me what I want to hear, right or wrong
Put the car in a vase; water it; watch it grow
Yeah, he’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Yeah, he’s a florist
Who just rides a 1-speed bike
And I want him to fix my ride
I know fate is on my side
I know he will fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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