I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Hydroxychloroquine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "Lithium")
I’m so healthy, ‘cause today I found my meds
They’re for COVID
But not really, I guess they’re for something else
Malaria
Those damn mosquitoes from Asia and Africa
Not America
But still, Trump said it would work
So I’ll take it
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah
I’m so congested, COVID’s kicking my ass
It came on fast
But just maybe these meds will cure all my ills
It’s a done deal
I’m so achy, probably from the mask I wore
At the orgy
I’m so nauseated but
Doctor Trump said
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah
I lick it, I’m not gonna die
I drink it, I’m not gonna die
I sniff it, I’m not gonna die
I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die
I lick it, I’m not gonna die
I drink it, I’m not gonna die
I sniff it, I’m not gonna die
I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die
I’m so healthy, ‘cause today I found my meds
They’re for COVID
But not really, I guess they’re for something else
Malaria
Those damn mosquitoes from Asia and Africa
Not America
But still, Trump said it would work
So I’ll take it
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah
I lick it, I’m not gonna die
I drink it, I’m not gonna die
I sniff it, I’m not gonna die
I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die
I lick it, I’m not gonna die
I drink it, I’m not gonna die
I sniff it, I’m not gonna die
I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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