I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Breaking the Seal" (to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law")
There I was double-fisting, a cocktail and a shot
I’m obviously on a mission, on a mission from God
A pitcher of water in hand, chugging it down
Overflowing with liquids, acting like they’ll never get out
Shit, I gotta go
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
It was the first time in two hours; I guess I was due
What the? It’s just been ten minutes. Back to the urinal?
I can’t wait in no line; get out of my way
Hey buddy, move it, or I’ll give you a spray
I keep having to go
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
I can’t wait in no line
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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