I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"I've Got Some Morning Wood" (to the tune of Herman's Hermits' "I'm Into Something Good")
Woke up this morning peeing high
It shot up straight into my eyes
Knew I should have sat and pushed but instead I stood, oh no
Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
He’s the kind of guy who’s not too shy
Tries to get through my briefs all the night
I get up and feel cold by my manhood (it’s quite fricking cold by my manhood)
Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Always seemed to have a mind of his own
Whether I was in a group or all alone
If a pretty girl was near (he’d always rise and say, “I’m right here”)
He’d always rise and say, “I’m right here”
Went out that morning and walked around
After the door was closed, he wouldn’t look down
Neighbors pointed at me and gasped, and then I understood (they pointed at me, gasped, and I understood)
Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
(Something tells me I’ve got some morning, meh)
Went out that morning and walked around
After the door was closed, he wouldn’t look down
Neighbors pointed at me and gasped, and then I understood (they pointed at me, gasped, and I understood)
Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Some morning wood, oh meh, some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Some morning wood, oh meh, some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Some morning wood, oh meh, some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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