I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”)
When Tommy hears the words, “You’ve got mail”
It must mean AOL
He reads through the spam and thinks it’s real
Sends them to Aunt Lucille
“Global warming is a giant stove”
“On top of the North Pole”
So says a guy named CatTurdSeven
At RealHoaxter Dot Net
A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks
Links for penis enlargements galore
He must forward this chain mail to all
If not, he’ll lose his balls
He reads, “The branches of government”
“Exec, House, and Senate”
“Hitler believed in Obamacare”
Tommy’s cray here, cray there
A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks
Links for penis enlargements galore
He must forward this chain mail to all
If not, he’ll lose his balls
He reads, “The branches of government”
“Exec, House, and Senate”
“Hitler believed in Obamacare”
Tommy’s cray here, cray there
With blank stares
Tommy’s cray here, cray there
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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