I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Stab Your Back” (to the tune of Bobby Darin’s “Mack the Knife”)
Oh, the Trump is right behind you
He has a dull knife in hand
It’s flimsy just like his mushroom dick
Yet he’ll try to stab your back
You may start to feel something unpleasant
Yes, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the knife
You’ll look back, ask, “What the f*ck?”
Yell, “I’m not your first, second, or third wife!”
He’ll then say he doesn’t care who you are, oh no
He’ll stab whoever’s near to him
Age, gender, race, or species don’t matter
Unless your name is Kim Jong-un
Where did it go? Appears he lost his knife, oh no
Is that tiny thing on the ground? In the sky?
Was it accidentally flushed down the toilet?
Oh, wait, it was in his hands the entire time
Here he comes for women, kids, the military, and “the blacks”
The farmers, Hispanics, and Muslims too
Won’t forget the doctors and scientists
And all those with a cousin named Lou
He’s riding the escalator at lightning speed
Not even Usain Bolt could escape his wrath
Sharp’ning the dull blade on his sleeve
Donnie’s ‘bout to stab your back
That’s the escalator at lightning speed
I said not even Usain Bolt could escape his wrath
He sharpens the blade on his sleeve
Donnie’s ‘bout to stab your back
Look out, he’ll stab your back
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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