I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
Demon Semen (based off the Bush song, “Everything Zen”)
Something’s happening when I sleep
Were there some drugs in that lemon?
What the hell kinda dreams are these?
Did I f*ck a demon?
The room’s spinning like KellyAnne
Gotta migraine too
Did the demon do this to me?
Serve me whiskey till 2?
Try to sleep the night away
Demon semen, demon semen
I sure hope not
Demon semen, demon semen
I sure hope not
I saw my doctor late last week
He looked at me funny
Called in all the hot nurses
And then he said to me
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
Try to sleep the night away
Demon semen, demon semen
I sure hope not
Demon semen, demon semen
I sure hope not
Demon semen, demon semen
I don’t believe that Facebook is dead
I don’t believe that Facebook is dead
I don’t believe that Facebook is dead
I don’t believe that Facebook is, Facebook is
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend
Try to sleep the night away
Demon semen, demon semen
I sure hope not
Try to sleep the night away
Demon semen, demon semen
I sure hope not
Semen, semen
I sure hope not
I sure hope not
I sure hope not
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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