I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (to the tune of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)")
When he wakes up, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he’s Dinesh D’Souza
When he speaks out, yeah, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move
If he posts tweets, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he’s foreign to the truth
And if he shoots a film, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie like a no-good felon would do
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
When he’s working, yes, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because that’s what pro liars do
And when caught porking his Christian mistress named Sue
He’ll give money to her and her husband too
When he gets charged (when he gets charged), oh, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2
And if he goes there, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie, because that’s all D’Souz can do
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
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When he’s praying, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie, because he’s talking to himself
And when he’s sleeping, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie, because his teddy bears said so
When he speaks out (when he speaks out), well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move
When he gets charged (when he gets charged), well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2
He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
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But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
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”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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