I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Wrong Way” (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”)
And now, his end is near
All the numbers are stacked against him
What was his greatest fear
Being a prison b*tch is certain
He lived a privileged life
Was handed everything night and day
Yet always decided to go the wrong way
Failures, he’s had a few
Bankruptcies were a dime a dozen
Beef, booze, and casinos too
Even managed to lose a billion
His daddy bailed him out
To limit damage to the Trump name
Yet lil’ Donnie – he still went the wrong way
Oh, there were times when he could choose
Between honor or being a douche
And then he, without a first thought
Told all to inject some Clorox
He had a compass, GPS, and went the wrong way
He’s conned, he’s tanned, he’s lied
He’s violently grabbed lots of kittens
And now, as thousands die
He’s concentrating on pardons
To think he’s such a twat
Would be offensive to twats all day
No matter what he does, he goes the wrong way
For what are morals? For what are laws?
When he decides to break them all
No punishments for getting caught
Until we voted his ass out
The score it showed
He f*cking choked
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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