I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"They're Too Stupid" (to the tune of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")
They’re too stupid for the docs
Too stupid for the docs
Docs want them to get shot(s)
They’re too stupid for vaccines
Too stupid for vaccines
Afraid of herpes
And they’re too stupid for a mask
Too stupid for a mask
They put ‘em on their ass
And they’re too stupid for some logic
Too stupid for some logic
Making sense doesn’t make sense
They are Trumpers, don’t know how to think
They just sit in their basements chanting slogans
Yeah, chanting slogans, chanting slogans, yeah
They just sit in their rooms chanting slogans
They’re too stupid for some meds
Too stupid for some meds
Except Viagra
And they’re too stupid for advice
Too stupid for advice
After itching from lice
They are Trumpers, don’t know how to think
They just sit in their basements chanting slogans
Yeah, chanting slogans, chanting slogans, yeah
They forget the words while chanting slogans
They’re too stupid for all
Too stupid for all
Too stupid for all
Because they are Trumpers, don’t know how to think
They just sit in their basements chanting slogans
Yeah, chanting slogans, yeah, chanting slogans, yeah
They forget the words while chanting slogans
They’re too stupid for the truth
Too stupid for the truth
Full f*ckin’
Full f*ckin’ truth
They’re too stupid for the docs
Too stupid for the docs
Docs want them to get shot(s)
And they’re too stupid for themselves
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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