I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Tangerine” (to the tune of Bush’s “Glycerine”)
Your “strong thick” skin is orange in tint
It can’t be for real ‘cause Cheetos can’t speak
And Cheetos do mind
Syracuse too
Not to mention all the street cones
The thoughts are all white
And the heart’s black
Standing there spraying your back
You do want this
I don’t know why
High school prom always your alibi
Don’t let your skin go white
Tangerine
Tangerine
You’re never at home
At the (tanning) booth all the time
Are you asleep like your wedding night?
You live in a world
That doesn’t seem real
Willy Wonka telling you what to do
If you don’t follow through
He’ll turn against you
Oompa Loompas mad
Pissed and ready to sue
Don’t let your skin go white
It doesn’t have to be this way
You could finally accept the truth
Instead of fulfilling your dream
To oddly appear like a fruit
Tangerine
Tangerine
Don’t let your skin go white
Tangerine
Don’t let your skin go white
Tangerine
Tangerine
Tangerine
Tangerine
Orange man white again
Orange man white again
No, I am just kidding
You wanted it more
You needed it less
Head to toe you spray yourself
An addiction?
Something Freud can’t explain?
He’d say, “Fine”
“Just give me some cocaine”
Don’t let your skin go white
It doesn’t have to be this way, this way
Tangerine
Tangerine
Tangerine
Tangerine
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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