I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Debunk You in a Heartbeat” (to the tune of Def Leppard’s “Miss You in a Heartbeat”)
I believe that there’s nothing deep inside
Your mind at any one time
We sure found out, you thought facts were such a crime
The more you speak, the more you fail
Yet you still speak and speak, you still lie away
Cause the truth don’t matter anyway
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you right away
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat
‘Cause it ain’t the truth, if you say it is
Oh no
When your lips move, I breathe a heavy sigh
Knowing damn well you’re gonna lie
To fib is easy, it ain’t easy to fact-check stuff
But I do it anyway to piss you off
Yet you still speak and speak, you still lie away
‘Cause the truth don’t matter anyway
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you right away
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat
‘Cause it ain’t the truth, if you say it is
I know you’re big on promises, ones that can’t be met
Yet you’ll promise anything, yeah
Even flying little red corvettes
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat
(ooh ooh ooh)
I’ll debunk you right away
(ooh ooh ooh)
Yeah, gonna debunk you in a heartbeat
‘Cause it ain’t the truth, if you say it is
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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