I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Bourne to Be a Pile" (to the tune of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")
Gets the mouth a-goin’
Fiction he’ll be spewing
Thinking it’s non-fiction
That kryptonite he’s chewing
Yeah, Ted
Believes it has happened
Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays
Clark Kent puts on an outfit
And he flies into space
Egon, Ray, and Venkman
The streams they’ll be crossing
And add in Winston
Just proves police need more funding
Yeah, Ted
Believes it has happened
Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays
Clark Kent puts on an outfit
And he flies into space
Looks like a Munster child
He was bourne
Bourne to be a pile
A creepy ass smile
He never will be liked
Bourne to be a pile
Bourne to be a pile
Gets the mouth a-goin’
Fiction he’ll be spewing
Thinking it’s non-fiction
That kryptonite he’s chewing
Yeah, Ted
Believes it has happened
Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays
Clark Kent puts on an outfit
And he flies into space
Looks like a Munster child
He was bourne
Bourne to be a pile
A creepy ass smile
He never will be liked
Bourne to be a pile
Bourne to be a pile
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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