I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Campaign Moral Coma" (to the tune of Oasis's "Champagne Supernova")
When the dollars come storming in
We throw singles at chicks named Sin
We’re scamming all of you left and right
Telling lies with no remorse
Incite violence? Yes, of course
We’re scamming all of you left and right
Press the power button
Go to GOP’s site
Our campaign moral coma will never die
Press the power button
Go to GOP’s site
Our campaign moral coma
Our campaign moral coma never dies
We shout bumper sticker slogans
Rhymes that don’t make a bit of sense
“Want a female friend? Talk to Mike Pence”
Telling lies with no remorse
Incite violence? Yes, of course
We’re scamming all of you left and right
Press the power button
Go to GOP’s site
Our campaign moral coma will never die
Press the power button
Go to GOP’s site
Our campaign moral coma
Our campaign moral coma
Knocked out years ago
The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet
We all now campaign night and day
Holding Bibles; paying hookers; getting laid
Laid, laid, laid, laid
When the dollars come storming in
We throw singles at chicks named Sin
We’re scamming all of you left and right
Telling lies with no remorse
Incite violence? Yes, of course
We’re scamming all of you left and right
Press the power button
Go to GOP’s site
Our campaign moral coma will never die
Press the power button
Go to GOP’s site
Our campaign moral coma
Our campaign moral coma
Knocked out years ago
The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet
We all now campaign night and day
Holding Bibles; paying hookers; getting laid
Laid, laid, laid, laid
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
When the dollars come storming in
We throw singles at chicks named Sin
We’re scamming all of you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Scamming you left and right
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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