I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Trump" (to the tune of The Presidents of the United States of America "Lump")
Trump thought he was on board “Air Force Once”
Eating “hamberders” that were “unpresidented”
On his way to “West Virginina”
Where he plans on talking about “Two Corinthians”
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s lost his head
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
He is brain-dead
Trump found a “bigly” “smocking gun”
Told by his “Secretary of Educatuon”
That “covfefe” was really a thing
It’ll rid us of “opiods” and bring “world peach”
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s lost his head
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
He is brain-dead
Trump then went to the “Human Society”
Thinking pups would marvel at his big “a-brain”
Telling poodles all about “Yo-Semite”
“Nambia,” “Thighland,” “Nipple” and “Button”
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s lost his head
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
He is brain-dead
Did Trump ever find his head?
Bigly no
Did Trump ever find his head?
Bigly no
Did Trump ever find his head?
Bigly no
Did Trump ever find his head?
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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