I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Twittermob”
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump
Here come all the bots and trolls
Punctuation errors all the time
Misspelling “the” and “stupid”
Having the grammar of tulips
Never spoken English in their lives
Here come the same old insults
You’re a socialist communist Marxist
They don’t know what those words mean
They think they’re all shades of green
When you prove them wrong, they call you racist
I just called Trump a bigly sack of sh*t
The Russian mob is now reporting it
I used an asterisk, not an “i”
The judge says I won’t do any time
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
Even trolls need some beauty rest
Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them off
English teachers’ red marks will make them laugh
Best to move on
They’re not the Judases of Nambia
They defend Taint Donny in spite of
His care and concern for just himself
To rock the boat that is America
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
I say they can’t shake this place
Unless we allow them
They can be persistent as hell
But can never be Warren
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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