I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"World Ain't Round" (to the tune of Muse's "Won't Stand Down")
I went on the web, to find some depth, to my tinfoil-hat conspiracies
I know that I’m right, so let me try, to fit this square peg in a circle
Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, written by a voice in my head
So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, calls himself GeniuserThenAll
I went on the web, to find some depth, on what I always want to be true
I know that I’m right, so let me try, to go and prove that which can’t be proved
Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, sung by voices in my head
So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, who appears to be on something
World ain’t round
It’s just way longer
World ain’t round
A hoax is Armstrong
World ain’t round
Greeks photoshopped five-thousand years ago
The moon is fake, so the landing was staged, just close your eyes at night to see
Illuminati, to rule all that is free, of course led by Lady G
In Roswell there were probes, green men said, “Disrobe!,” just watch all of those movies
COVID was made up, vaccines control us, all robots since we were babies
The moon is fake, so the landing was staged, astronaut suits are costumes
Illuminati, rulers of all that is free, of course led by Jay-Z
In Roswell there were probes, green men said, “Disrobe!,” just watch all of those movies
COVID was made up, vaccines control us, all robots since we were babies
World ain’t round
It’s just way longer
World ain’t round
A hoax is Armstrong
World ain’t round
Greeks photoshopped five-thousand years ago
World ain’t round
Can’t fall down
World ain’t round
World ain’t round
It’s just way longer
World ain’t round
A hoax is Armstrong
World ain’t round
Greeks photoshopped five-thousand years ago
World ain’t round
World ain’t round
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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