I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Blind Trigger" (to the tune of Bush's "Blood River")
Trumper snowflakes get triggered all the time
Most of which they are so blind
Denial not just in Egypt
Their favorite language is projection
A black man taking a knee
A living woman making money
Muslims and LGBTs living free
Get ready for the angry tweets
Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate
Their blind trigger, cakes for gays
Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape
Their blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Prejudiced against y’all
They claim this means we’re equal
While wearing a shirt that says whites always rule
Standing on a cliff to look tall
Rights are stripped when they’re given to all
Not seeing this isn’t logical
At this, they bang their heads against walls
Muslims and LGBTs living free
Get ready for the angry tweets
Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate
Their blind trigger, cakes for gays
Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape
Their blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Why do all the Trumper snowflakes melt?
With math and science
Fact-checks
Letters
Numbers
Reading
Thinking
Logic
Non-flu
Vaccines
The truth
A black man taking a knee
A living woman making money
Muslims and LGBTs living free
Get ready for the angry tweets
Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate
Their blind trigger, cakes for gays
Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape
Their blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Blind trigger, what scripture says
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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