I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“The Best Words On Earth” (to the tune of Marilyn Manson’s “The Last Day On Earth”)
He talks like it’s a million years ago
Cavemen still think that he is an a$$hole
When they hear him, they palm their whole face
Shake their heads and reach for Excedrin
Linda Blair’s eyes are a-rolling
To the very back of her head
My head – it bangs against a wall
I wish that he would stop
He knows all the best words on Earth
He will keep on talking until we cry
He knows all the best words on Earth
Talking until he dies
Unpresidented, covfefe, smocking
Honer, Thighland, bigly
Anonamoose, Two Corinthians
Frorida, Uniom, Nambia
Melanie, educatuon
Hamberders, emergy
And he knows all the best words on Earth
He will keep on talking until we cry
And he knows all the best words on Earth
Talking until he dies
And he knows all the best words on Earth
He will keep on talking until we cry
And he knows all the best words on Earth
Talking until he dies
And he knows all the best words on Earth
He will keep on talking until we cry
And he knows all the best words on Earth
Talking until he dies
Talking until he dies
Talking until he dies
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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