I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Grifts Away" (to the tune of Dobie Gray's "Drift Away")
Day after day he files lawsuits
For anything, nothing, and/or everything
Through it all he has never paid his dues
His lawyers snarl and cringe
He’s still the same
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
He demands your donations all the time
Then brags that he’s much richer than you
He goes on spouting bigly lies
Tells you what you must do
Or else he will sue
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
And when his bank’s wiped clean
He knows who to see – the mob and Vlady
They’ll help carry him through
If he grabs US by the pu$$y
He’s far weaker than a silly string
Far dumber than a deformed, comatose frog
Yet when he croaks, millions still believe
He can carry a song
They sing along
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
Nah nah nah, don’t you, don’t you pay him
Don’t pay him
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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