I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Get Vaxxed" (to the tune of David Bowie's "Let's Dance")
Get vaxxed
Put on a band-aid and go get laid
Get vaxxed
For doing what was right – a first in your life
Get poked
It’s been a while – way too long
Get poked
Meds penetrating deep in your soul
If you get shot
I’ll scream for you
Oh, if you get jabbed
I’ll moan
‘Cause the needle wants you
Your arm – get deep into
Veins start popping up at its touch
Orgasmic experience
Get vaxxed
Get vaxxed
You’ll never feel better
Get vaxxed
Will be smokin’ after
Get poked
A smile will light up your face
Get poked
Onlookers will see your glow, know you got laid
And if you get shot
I’ll scream for you
Oh, if you get jabbed
I’ll moan
‘Cause the needle wants you
Your arm – get deep into
Veins start popping up at its touch
Orgasmic experience
Get vaxxed
Put on a band-aid and go get laid
Get poked
Onlookers will see your glow, know you got laid
Get vaxxed
Get vaxxed
Get vaxxed, vaxxed, vaxxed
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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