I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Run, Duck, and Hide” (to the tune of Green Day’s “Hitchin’ a Ride”)
Donnie, where are you going?
You seem quite frightened
Are the phantom bone-spurs acting up again?
Does a hippy bum write you some notes?
And say he’s your doctor?
When you step on the scale, he then says
One, eight, one-eighty-eight
Hashtags are getting mean
You need to shut them down
Something like #CryBabyTrump and #DiaperDon
The media is asking questions
Questions you do not like
Pouting as you walk off the stage
Saying, “Wah wah, boo hoo!”
Hey, bunker b*tch
Been scared for all your life
All you know how to do is run, duck, and hide
The media is asking questions
Questions you do not like
Pouting as you walk off the stage
Wah!
Hey, bunker b*tch
Been scared for all your life
All you know how to do is run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Run, duck, and hide
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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